Office by Alex Penny
Modified by Saishy
October 2, 2014 3:11 am 3:11 am 3:07 am

craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

(Source: kingmunsterxvii, via longlivethemisanthrope)

3:07 am

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

(via longlivethemisanthrope)

3:06 am

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via longlivethemisanthrope)

3:06 am October 1, 2014 6:57 pm 6:57 pm
sarahseeandersen:

Been waiting for this aaaallll year.

sarahseeandersen:

Been waiting for this aaaallll year.

6:48 pm
shinichameleon:

By mojojoj.
※Permission to upload this was given by the artist.

shinichameleon:

By mojojoj.
※Permission to upload this was given by the artist.

(via forsakenasylum)

6:48 pm